New Delhi: Owing to the success of cheerleaders in IPL, the Common Wealth Games Committee has decided to hire 400 hot young girls to get crowd cheering at the much awaited games in October.
The un-retiring chairman of the committee, Mr. Suresh Kalmadi confirmed the news saying, “We had earlier thought of the time tested technique of celebrity endorsements but the hockey world cup committee has already used that and we cannot fool people with Priyanka Chopra again. We have appointed Indiatimes’s Editor because of his experience of classifying people’s taste. He selects the girls for homepage according to time of the day, which has been just perfect for me. Even my wife hasn’t understood my taste so well.”
A V K Raidu, the oil haired, thick glasses wearing data analyst at Indiatimes gave us a detailed analysis of why this appointment made perfect sense. He said, “With more than 2 Million pics of bikini clad babes on our site, being surfed by users from all over the world we know exactly what type of girls which country likes. We can have cheerleaders according to which team is playing so that even players have something to cheer about. Infact given a chance we can also decide the cheerleader’s outfits as we’ve been compiling the best dress codes from around the world including bizzare bras to deeper necklines.” Raidu will also be assisting his editor in the recruitment.
The editor himself was not available for comments but his secretary replied our call saying, “He is very excited about this opportunity. All this while he only got a chance to judge which bikini girls’ pics would be on homepage but now he will get to see some real babes. I think CWG committee will be very happy from his work. The commitment that he has shown at selecting pics every hour, day after day, cannot be under estimated. Infact, his commitment can be known from the fact that he left for auditions immediately after, even without completing the news about 40000 prostitutes at FIFA.”