MUMBAI. A 17 yr old boy named Akash has ran away from his home after his friends caught him watching TV soaps. Before leaving his home he left a letter.
Dear dad,
I know I have disappointed you once again but I can’t really help myself when it comes to watching soaps. I don’t know how it happened but it has got something to do with mom watching the same during dinner. Somehow I developed a genuine affection towards all those Soaps and I couldn’t help it. I stayed away from watching it on TV as I was afraid that my cousins might call me gay. So, I buffered it on Youtube and watched it alone in my room. I even kept deleting my internet history. One sad day while I was watching Godh Bharaai on Youtube, suddenly one of my friends came over and saw me watching the soap. He even clicked a photo of my mine. I had forgotten to lock the door like Umang bhaiya does while watching all that kind of videos. Now I am dead embarrassed to go to school. I won’t be able to stand this pressure. I am leaving and might never return.
Yours truly,
Akash
One of his friends anonymously told our reporter, “Akash had a dude like stature amongst all us friends as he was the only one with a twitter account as well as a blog. He used to update his Facebook status with all kinds of sports while we were only into Cricket and Farmville. He never even talked about any Bollywood movies, always Hollywood only. But now he has been caught red handed. That dude is fucked now. Aah fuck! he is not even a dude now.”
On the other hand the girls in his schools are giving quite a supportive response. Ankita, one of Akash’s classmate was heard saying, “I always knew Akash had a sensitive side to himself. I had realised this earlier when once instead of Barcelona he mentioned Balika and instead of Lakers he said Lado. He is so cute! I hope he comes back.”
While the local police has tried its best, yet they are not able to find Akash. He has been searched everywhere but still there is no clue about his whereabouts.
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