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Avatars seen yesterday at Gorakhpur, here for Mango Shopping.
Avatars from the planet Pandora were seen yesterday at Gorakhpur,UP. The avatars were doing mango shopping in the main mandi area.
They did a tail shake(a kind of bonding) with a white cow (named Aishwarya) on the streets which has led to allegations from some black cows over color discrimination. Local MLA of the area Mr.Natwar yadav was quick in taking advantage of the situation.He called a dharna at the Gorakhpur main bus stand .Many buffalos also supported the dharna and blocked the road and shitted all around making even walking in shoes difficult.
Meanwhile opposition leader responded by saying that “Avatars are colour blind so there was no discrimination based on colour”.Police is looking into the matter and have given the statement that “This is a serious issue and we have sent Avatars to AIIMS,delhi for getting their colour blindness examined.Until and unless the report arrives its very difficult to comment on the situation”.
While some NGOs have logged a case of adultery and nudity in public place(over the tail shake exercise by avatars) in the local district court.
Avatars responded to all this by declaring “We are innocent and we have full faith in the Judicial system”
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