Avatars seen yesterday at Gorakhpur, here for Mango Shopping.

Avatars from the planet Pandora were seen yesterday at Gorakhpur ,UP. The avatars were here for mango shopping, in the main mandi area.

They did a tail shake (a kind of bonding) with a white cow (named Aishwarya) on the streets which has led to allegations from some black cows over color discrimination. Local MLA, Mr.Natwar Yadav was quick in taking advantage of the situation. He called a dharna at the Gorakhpur main bus stand. Many buffaloes also supported the dharna and blocked the road and crapped all around, making it difficult to walking, even with shoes.

Aishwarya - The White Cow

Meanwhile, opposition leader responded by saying, “Avatars are color blind so there was no discrimination based on color”. Police is looking into the matter and have given stated, “This is a serious issue and we have sent all the Avatar characters to AIIMS, Delhi for getting their color blindness examined. Until and unless the report arrives its very difficult to comment on the situation”.

Buffaloes joining the Dharna

Meanwhile, some NGOs  have also logged a case of adultery and nudity in public place (over the tail bonding exercise by avatars) in the local district court.

Avatars responded to all this by declaring, “We are innocent and we have full faith in the Judicial system”.

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