Silicon Valley/Hollywood. Following the heated exchange of words between Apple and Adobe on the non inclusion of Flash in Steve Jobs toys, Adobe has taken a crucial step towards it. Adobe has now decided to step up it’s silent protest by producing a movie along with DC Comics titled “Flash & The Rotten Apple”.
Bat-Man of DC Comics confirmed the reports saying, “Yes it is right that we are doing a movie based on flash because I was devastated when the apple iPad I recently bought was not supporting flash. I tried watching Justice League on it, but every time Flash came on it showed an error message saying , “We Hate Flash”.
This is my answer to Steve Jobs, now this movie will not play on his i-Junks even if he tries to do it. Our friends from Adobe has added a bug to this movie, the same bug that would crash your computer every time you tried doing something useful on Adobe Flash.
According to our sources this movie is about a rotten apple which starts to growing infinitely, covering the whole world with its rotten smell. Our hero Flash eats the whole apple in order to save the world. What follows is our hero suffering from constipation and a series of very rotten farts. He is alienated from his friends because of this. Though the climax is not known but according to well framed rumors it is heard that in the end after a long research Flash comes to know that there is some Kayam Churan in India which can help his cause, but he has only one hour left for him to reach there. Whether he makes it or not is still a question.
Steve Jobs was unavailable for his comment on this. Till now neither the cast nor the directors have been confirmed but the costumes had been designed using Adobe’s new bug ware.
Let’s wait and see whether the farts flash on the big screen or not.