Our part time detective who got frustrated finding the culprit behind natural disasters on twitter handed me the job. Though I am not very good at being a detective, I can still try being one. I have read Super Commando Dhruv and watched Raja and Rancho all through my childhood and have learnt many lessons. When Afghanistan qualified for the t-20 world cup, my mind raised its own doubts, Is it a terror plot? Is it some plan to woo Indian players off their game by the sexy wives of the Afghanistan team? While investigating, I first enquired about the team’s coach Mr. Kabir Khan whose name was much similar to a hockey coach who was also a part time Don. On enquiring I found that he has a very hot wife who recently won Miss Afghanistan.
Kabir Khan's Wife inside Green Room and Leaving
I tried interacting with her, but she was involved in some plot I couldn’t understand. I followed her and found her in the green room of team India. There she was able to woo many players, she even tried a hand at Dhoni and Yuvraj, but they seemed busy in their own course. I suddenly took out my 16GB Chinese World Class Spy Pen Camera, which stopped working just after I took Dhoni and Yuvraj’s photo. There I saw Dhoni and Yuvraj busy massaging Japanese Tael on each other, disgusted by what I saw, I left the place and for a shot of Vodka.
There again due to my bad luck Dhoni and his team mates arrived. What followed was a big brawl between Dhoni and his fans. Yes, his Orient PSPO fans which promised to give “Kone Kone me zyada hawa“ failed to give any blow to the corners of his body, where Dhoni actually wanted it. All the cool that Dhoni had was lost.
After finishing my Vodka, I reached to tell the secret behind all this to Ranjib Biswal, but he has his own sets of reports, which were fake , and even didn’t consider to look at mine.
But when he saw my report after my consistent efforts, he was more interested in Kabir Khan’s wife than India’s debacle at the world cup. He published his reports, which was actually framed by all the players and the coach to hide their real intentions. Meanwhile, I am still in search for the woman, as being a true Indian I want her to to stop screwing players so that they can concentrate on their game. Talking about Dhoni and Yuvraj, both need to stop playing inside the green room and should actually play on the field.